Cartoon of the day

FOGHORN LEGHORN

JOKE OF THE DAY

She’s single…

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the

street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,

“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have

this strong urge to have a good

time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 

Are you busy tonight?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m

free, I have no plans at all!”

She said, “Great! Could you watch my Dog?”

Being a senior citizen, really sucks! …