FOGHORN LEGHORN
JOKE OF THE DAY
She’s single…
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the
street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m
free, I have no plans at all!”
She said, “Great! Could you watch my Dog?”
Being a senior citizen, really sucks! …