Cartoon of the day

Screwball “Screwy” Squirre is a cartoon character created by Tex Avery for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and appeared in a series of short films in the United States between 1944 and 1946.
He looks like an anthropomorphic squirrel.
Between 1993 and 1994 the character was revived in the animated series Droopy: Master Detective.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Pamela Anderson and King Charles both die on the same day.

They meet Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates to see if they will be getting into Heaven.

Peter tells them,

“Unfortunately there’s only one space available in Heaven at the moment so I need to decide which one of you will be coming in today…..”

Peter asks Pam,

“Is there was any particular reason that you think that you should be admitted into Heaven rather than Charles?”

Pam takes off her top and turns to Peter and says,

“Look at these, aren’t they the most perfect that God has ever created?”

“I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for all eternity.”

Peter thanks Stormy and turns to Charles and asks him the same question.

Charles looks around then walks over to a nearby toilet, pulls the lever, flushes it – all without saying a word.

Peter immediately says,

“Okay your Majesty – you may come into Heaven.”

Pam is outraged and asks him,

“What was that all about?”

“I showed you two of God’s own most perfect creations and you turned me down!”

“He flushes a toilet and automatically gets into Heaven?”

“Can you kindly explain that to me?”

Peter turns to Pam and says,

“Sorry Pam,”

“But you must know that even in Heaven a Royal Flush always beats a pair – no matter how big…..”